Hindi Sms

Sardar: Kitane logi? Callgirl: 500 Rs. on bed, 100 Rs. on chatai.Sardar bola: Ok,yeh lo 500 Rs. Callgirl: Wow!On bed...? Sardar bola: Nahi 5 bar chatai par

Asmaan pe jitne sitrare hai, (wah wah) Aankho me jitne ishare hai, (wah wah) Samundar ke jitne kinare hai, (wah wah) Utne hi kide teri GAAND mein hai, (ab bol wah wah).

Ramlal- Thakur saab Gabbarsing ne Bahurani ki izzat lut li hai. Thakur- To? Ramlal-Bahurani puch rahi hai ki Gabbar se badala lena hai ya PAYMENT...!

Hindi Sms

Arz hai.....Itana naaz na kar apani CHOOT ki gaharai par,Hame bhi phakra hain apane LUND ki lambai par.

Kasai ka beta ro raha tha to usane apana LUND nikalkar usake haath me diya.Ek aadami ne karan poochane par bola "Ye kasai ka beta hai,aur gosht se hi khelata hai.

Ek khabar ke anusaar: Ladaki kisi ek aadami par santushta nahi ho sakati? Is par Rakhi ne kaha: Kaise ho sakati hain,kyon hamare 3 hole hote hain aur aadami ka kewal 1 LUND.

Hindi Sms

Lady to Drugiest: Kya aap 9 inch ka condome bechate ho? Drugiest: Ha,kitane doo? Lady: Muze nahi chahiye,par koi kharidane aayega to use mere ghar ka address de dena.

Madam ne class me pooncha: Dushashan kaun tha? Ladaka: Fuddu tha. Madam: kyon? Ladaka: Saaal sadi ko khich raha tha,utha bhi to sakata tha.

Police Mujrim se: Bachche ki GAAND kyon mari. Mujrim: Janab thand lag rahi thi. Police: Bachcha kaha hain? Mujrim: Woh khush hain aur sms padh raha hain.

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Sardar's son:5 Rs. do. Sardar:Right jeb se lelo(Jeb phati thi,lund haath me aaya) Son:Nahi hain. Sardar:Left dekh(Fir se phati jeb) Son:Bhosadike paisa 1 nahi aur lund 2-2 rakhata hain.

Ladaka apana lund ladaki ko dikhakar bola "Kya tumhare paas ye hain?" To ladaki apani choot dikate huye boli "Agar hamare paas ye hain to usaki kya kami ho sakati han?"

Arz kiya hain: Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode, Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode, Dhyan se kya padha raha hain Laude? kabhi dekhe hain udate Ghode?

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Girl: Are,itana bada?Mujhame kaise lungi? Boy: Mooh to kholo. Girl: Chee! Saare kapade geele kar diye. Boy:Aur logi? Girl:Na baba,ye PANIPOORI tum hi khao.

Talash ek gumshuda LUND ki, Saat se aath inch lamba, Mundi gol, aur takala hai,agar mil jaye to apani GAAND me daal lena.

Son:Papa 2day i had sex with my teacher Dad:Great,yeah hui na mardo wali baat!Chal party ho jaaye? Son:Aaj nahi papa aaj gaand me bahut dard hain.

Hindi Sms

Ek Raand ki kavita: Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi gum hain jamane me,Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi gam hain jamane me,Kabhi aake dekho CHOOT phat jati hain kamane me.

Girl during sex: Mere MOOH me ungali dalo,Meri GAAND me ungali daalo,aah..Meri CHOOT me ungali daalo,
Boy: Bahan ki Laudi ye LUND kya sms padhanewale ke GAAND me daaloo

FIZA Remix song: Mahboob Mehboob mere teri bistar me Mujhe sone de,Bahut doodh hain tere seene me( . )( . ) Mujhe daba daba ke pine de...

Hindi Sms

Asmaan pe jitne sitrare hai, (wah wah) Aankho me jitne ishare hai, (wah wah) Samundar ke jitne kinare hai, (wah wah) Utne hi kide teri GAAND mein hai, (ab bol wah wah).

BHOOT aur CHOOT me kya fark hai? BHOOT jis pe ek baar chadh jaye,use paagal kar deta hai aur jo CHOOT pe ek baar chadh jaye,wo apne aap paagal ho jaata hai.

Ramlal- Thakur saab Gabbarsing ne Bahurani ki izzat lut li hai. Thakur- To? Ramlal-Bahurani puch rahi hai ki Gabbar se badala lena hai ya PAYMENT...!

Hindi Sms

Santa-Yaar ye ladkiyan SEX karte samay aankhe kyo band kar letri hai. Banta-Ye aurat jaat hum mardon ko kabhi khush dekh hi nahi sakti...

Sambha-Sardar thakur ka kya karna hai. Gabbar-Kuch nahi uske haath kaat do aur roj 3 blue film dikhao,wo khud tadap tadap ke mar jayega.

BUSH-Hamare paas MADONA hai,BRITNY hai,JULIYA hai,CAMEROOA DIAZ hai, tumhare paas kya hai. MANMOHAN-Hamare paas EMRAN HASHMI hai, bhej do sabko.

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Costomer-Bed majbut banana,mere bete ko bahu ke saath sona hai. Sardar-Aisa Majbut bed banaunga ke saara moholla bahu ke saath soyega to bhi nahi tutega.

Pakistani Ukhana: Abbu ka LAND,Ammi ki GAAND... Abbu ka LUND,Ammi ki GAAND... Usman ka Naam leti hoon...Main Rahman ki RAAND...

Nasbandi team 15 din baad firse gaon me aayi to ek Sardar bola-HARAM ZAADO connection to kaat chuke ho ab kya tower ukhadne aaye ho kya?

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Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi he jamane me,kabhi aake dekh lo,GAAND phat jaati hai kamane me...

Pationt-Dr. muze kuch nahi dikhta. Dr.-( Doctor ne nurse ko nanga kiya ) Ab kuch dikh draha hai. Pationt-Nahi. Dr.-MADARCHOD fir LUND kaise utha.

After SEX first time in life a girl says-Guruji aaj muze satya ka gyan ho gaya hai,ki keval LUND bujhaye asli pyaas baaki MULI,GAJAR,KELA aur KAKDI sab hai BAKWAS!

Hindi Sms

2nd floor se ek aurat kelewale ko puchti hai kela kaisa dega Kelewala-Memsab 8 me 12. Aurat boli 7 me 13 deta hai to upar aaja.

MALLIKA SHERAVAT ke marne ke baad uske kabar pe kya likhenge?? Socho......... SAALI PAHELI BAAR AKELI SOI HAI.

Muze police ne bahot maara aur ek hi baat pucha,tera woh dost kaha hai,jo free me 3 baar GAAND marne deta hai,maar khai par dosti ki kasam tera naam nahi bataya.

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Shair of the season:"TUMHARI GIRLFRIEND KITNI BHI SHARIF HOGI...TUMHARI GIRLFRIEND KITNI BHI SHARIF HOGI...PAR NAHATI TO NANGI HI HOGI...!"

HONEYMOON: H-Hai mat karo, O-Oh na dabao, N-Nipal dukhta hai, E-Eh jaan nikal gai, Y-Yaha kiss do, M-Mar gai, O-Our tez, O-Our tez, N-Nikal gaya bus...

Sardars son-Papa aaj hamare class me teacher ne SEX ka period liya. Sardar-Ok. (kuch der baad ladka MUTH marne laga) Sardar-Ye kya kar rahe ho. Son-HOMEWORK

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Ladki-Doctor muze baccha nahi chahiye. Dr.-Ye lo CONDOME. Ladki-Ye main paani ke saath loon ki aur kisi ke saath loon? Dr.-Ye tum kele ke saath lo.

On suhag raat SANTA to wife-Sach batana ab tak kkitno ke saath soi ho. Wife-Kasam se sirf aapke saath soi hu,baaki HARAMJADE to sone hi nahi dete the.

Subah PADOSAN ko lo,dopahar me SECRETARY ko lo,shaam ko PREMIKA ko lo,raat me BIWI ko lo,kal ka kya pata.....KAL KHADA HO NA HO......

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Swamiji-Hamesha apne se badi ko maa,chhoti ko beti aur barabar wali ko bahen mano! Sardar-Baba aisa karo ye LUND tum hi rakhlo,jadibutiyan kutne ke kaam aayega

Beti-Mom jab mai SHUSHU karti hoon to siti bajti hai,tum karti ho to kyon nahi bajti. Mom-Beti bajti thi ,per tere papa ne BAJA-BAJA ke kharab kar di....

Baap ne pucha-Munne tumhe kaisi BIWI chahiye . Beta-CHAND jaisi ! Papa-Itni khubsurat. Beta-Na papa...Aisi jo RAAT ko aaye aur SUBHA chali jaye.....

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Ek train me 3 girl baithi thi,sardar ne pucha-Aapka naam? 1-PRIYA BEHAN,2-RANI BEHAN,3-SHILPA BEHAN aur aapka? Sardar-"BALVIR SINGH BEHAN CHOD".

Ek jalebi tel mein,musharraf MADAR CHOD jail mein...jail mein aaya bhoot,musharraf ki maa ki CHOOT...kashmir mein padi thandi,musharraf ki biwi RANDI...musharraf ko mila dand, uski bahu ko nikla LAND...musharraf ki shaan,jaise pakistan ki GAAND...musharraf pakistan ka bhatija hai,woh uske padosi ke fatele CONDOME ka natija hai... Jai Jai Hamaara HINDUSTAN maa chudaaye...PAKISTAN!!! Send this msg to every true INDIAN.

Sardarji ki aurat sardarji se boli-Oy sunte ho,sara dudh billi pi gai. Sardarji bola-"BHENCHOD" kitni baar bola braa pahen ke soya karo.

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Boy asks girl vidai ke time tum kyu roi thi? Girl says BHADVE agar tuze pata chale ki ghar se door le jakar koi teri GAAND marega to tu kya nachega???

SHABD tuze SUR maze,JEEVAN GANE gau ka? SWAPN tuze,NAYAN maze SUNDAR BHAVISHYA pahu ka? KALPANA tuze,SKILL maze SUNDAR SHILP ghadau ka? GAAND tuzi,LUND maza FATE paryant maru ka?

Sardar enters in a lady bathroom,a lady tell-Ye mahilaon ke liye hai,sardar open his pant & say-Ye bhi mahilaon ke liye hai.

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1 Sadhu gali se ja raha tha ki uspe braa aa giri,sadhu bola he prabhu ye teri kaisi leela hai,aam koi aur choos raha hai aur chilke hampe phek raha hai.

1 Girl whisper ka packet leke khadi thi. Bhikari-Kuch de do. Girl-Kuch nahi hai. Bhikari-Ye bread ka packet hi de do. Girl-Kal aana sous lagake de dungi...

Shadi ke ek week baad dulhan ko ek saheli ne phone karke pucha meri di hui saree pahni kya? Dulhan-Ek week se chaddi pehen ne nahi de raha,saree kya khaak pahnu.

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Ek raand dusri se-Lagta hai grahak aa raha hai. dusri-Tuze kaise malum. Pehli-Muze loude ki khushbu aa rahi hai. Dusri-woh to maine "DAKAAR" maari thi...

Sardar ko natak me arjun ka role mila to logon ne shor kiya daadhiwala arjun. Sardar-Bhosdiwaion jab 5 minit pehle lund wali draupadi aai thi.tab so rahe the kya?

Ek raand ne maa se pucha maa ye pyaar,ishq aur mohbbat kya hai. Maa-Tu is lafde me mat padna,ye sab free me chodne ke tarike hai...

Hindi Sms

Wife-oh!! Jara dhire karo,kya RAJDHANI chala rahe ho?MAALGADI chalao. Itne me Beta bola-Jo marji ho wo chalao,par passenger ko mat geerao.

Mam-Bachho hame machcharon ki paidaish ko rokna hoga. Boy-Par mam ye to impossible hai. Mam-Kyon? Boy-Itna chota CONDOME hum banayenge kaise?

Blood test ke baad nurse ne sardarji ki ungali chusi,sardar bahot khush hua, Nurse-Kya hua? Sardar-Kuch nahi iske baad.....Urine test hai.

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Boy saw 2 dogs fucking & askd dad abt it? Dad-Beta pechay wala kutta andha hai,sahara leke chal raha hai. Boy-Ghor kalyug hai,jise sahara do wohi gaand marta hai!

1 Bachha raat ko apne mom & dad ke bedroom me gaya aur shocked ho gaya.....aur mom se gusse me bola "Muze sirf angutha choosne par marti ho aur khud..!!

Doctor to Oldman-Babuji aapki niche ki dono goliyan nikalni padegi. Oldman-Nikal do beta,jab bandook hi nahi chal rahi,to goliyan kis kaam ki.