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Monday, April 7, 2008

Hindi Sms

Lady to Drugiest: Kya aap 9 inch ka condome bechate ho? Drugiest: Ha,kitane doo? Lady: Muze nahi chahiye,par koi kharidane aayega to use mere ghar ka address de dena.

Madam ne class me pooncha: Dushashan kaun tha? Ladaka: Fuddu tha. Madam: kyon? Ladaka: Saaal sadi ko khich raha tha,utha bhi to sakata tha.

Police Mujrim se: Bachche ki GAAND kyon mari. Mujrim: Janab thand lag rahi thi. Police: Bachcha kaha hain? Mujrim: Woh khush hain aur sms padh raha hain.