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Man with six babies travelling in a bus,some 1 ask him that "All babies r yours?" Man says "No im working in a condome factory & those are costomers complaints.

After 1st night hubby asks his wife "How do u feel?" Wife says it was dangerous & i hav never seen this size of penis,before u r good instead of my watchman

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A girl visits Dr. for urine test,by misteke her report chenges. Dr. tells-U r PREGANANT, Girl says-O GOD! ab to mombatti ka bhi bharosa nahi raha.

By misteke sardar goes in to ledies toilet,all ledies suddenly stand up. Sardar-IZZAT DIL MAIN HO YAHI KAFI HAI,BAITHO-BAITHO...

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Love is gamble,Sex is gem,Boys do the fucking,Girls get the pian,1 Night of pleasure,9 Months pian,1 Boy in d hospital & a junior fucker comes again

Condome to kotex: U stop my business for a week in every month. Kotex to condome: If u make 1 misteke i loose my business for 9 months bloody.

BOY & GIRL in a party BOY-How many sister & brother u have. GIRL-6. BOY-Perents ko aur koi kaam nahi tha kya. GIRL-What about u. BOY-1. GIRL-Baap me dum nahi tha kya.