English Sms

Enter the Password and touch my Heart......
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Sorry!Wrong password,You touch my Lund.Better try again

Man with six babies travelling in a bus,some 1 ask him that "All babies r yours?" Man says "No im working in a condome factory & those are costomers complaints.

After 1st night hubby asks his wife "How do u feel?" Wife says it was dangerous & i hav never seen this size of penis,before u r good instead of my watchman

Hindi Sms

Sardar: Kitane logi? Callgirl: 500 Rs. on bed, 100 Rs. on chatai.Sardar bola: Ok,yeh lo 500 Rs. Callgirl: Wow!On bed...? Sardar bola: Nahi 5 bar chatai par

Asmaan pe jitne sitrare hai, (wah wah) Aankho me jitne ishare hai, (wah wah) Samundar ke jitne kinare hai, (wah wah) Utne hi kide teri GAAND mein hai, (ab bol wah wah).

Ramlal- Thakur saab Gabbarsing ne Bahurani ki izzat lut li hai. Thakur- To? Ramlal-Bahurani puch rahi hai ki Gabbar se badala lena hai ya PAYMENT...!

Hindi Sms

Arz hai.....Itana naaz na kar apani CHOOT ki gaharai par,Hame bhi phakra hain apane LUND ki lambai par.

Kasai ka beta ro raha tha to usane apana LUND nikalkar usake haath me diya.Ek aadami ne karan poochane par bola "Ye kasai ka beta hai,aur gosht se hi khelata hai.

Ek khabar ke anusaar: Ladaki kisi ek aadami par santushta nahi ho sakati? Is par Rakhi ne kaha: Kaise ho sakati hain,kyon hamare 3 hole hote hain aur aadami ka kewal 1 LUND.

Hindi Sms

Lady to Drugiest: Kya aap 9 inch ka condome bechate ho? Drugiest: Ha,kitane doo? Lady: Muze nahi chahiye,par koi kharidane aayega to use mere ghar ka address de dena.

Madam ne class me pooncha: Dushashan kaun tha? Ladaka: Fuddu tha. Madam: kyon? Ladaka: Saaal sadi ko khich raha tha,utha bhi to sakata tha.

Police Mujrim se: Bachche ki GAAND kyon mari. Mujrim: Janab thand lag rahi thi. Police: Bachcha kaha hain? Mujrim: Woh khush hain aur sms padh raha hain.

Hindi Sms

Sardar's son:5 Rs. do. Sardar:Right jeb se lelo(Jeb phati thi,lund haath me aaya) Son:Nahi hain. Sardar:Left dekh(Fir se phati jeb) Son:Bhosadike paisa 1 nahi aur lund 2-2 rakhata hain.

Ladaka apana lund ladaki ko dikhakar bola "Kya tumhare paas ye hain?" To ladaki apani choot dikate huye boli "Agar hamare paas ye hain to usaki kya kami ho sakati han?"

Arz kiya hain: Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode, Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode, Dhyan se kya padha raha hain Laude? kabhi dekhe hain udate Ghode?

Hindi Sms

Girl: Are,itana bada?Mujhame kaise lungi? Boy: Mooh to kholo. Girl: Chee! Saare kapade geele kar diye. Boy:Aur logi? Girl:Na baba,ye PANIPOORI tum hi khao.

Talash ek gumshuda LUND ki, Saat se aath inch lamba, Mundi gol, aur takala hai,agar mil jaye to apani GAAND me daal lena.

Son:Papa 2day i had sex with my teacher Dad:Great,yeah hui na mardo wali baat!Chal party ho jaaye? Son:Aaj nahi papa aaj gaand me bahut dard hain.

Hindi Sms

Ek Raand ki kavita: Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi gum hain jamane me,Mohabbat ke siva aur bhi gam hain jamane me,Kabhi aake dekho CHOOT phat jati hain kamane me.

Girl during sex: Mere MOOH me ungali dalo,Meri GAAND me ungali daalo,aah..Meri CHOOT me ungali daalo,
Boy: Bahan ki Laudi ye LUND kya sms padhanewale ke GAAND me daaloo

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